We got Casey from Pets in Need, a local no kill animal shelter about 3 1/2 years ago I guess. She is the most devoted (to me) being that has ever walked the earth and I just want to publicly post even though she can't read yet (even though she is really smart.) So that she knows how much I appreciate her.
Dogs are great, and some dogs are greater than others and I tell you, THIS dog is one great dog! This dog is so smart that she knew just what to do to make sure we took her home instead of one of the other dogs at the shelter. When we met her in the "get acquainted room" She immediately ran to my son, and kissed him all over his face. He looked at me and said “I Like this dog Mom!” The rest was history. She jumped into the car just like she’d been doing it every day and we named her in the car on the way home and I swear she knew her name in like TWO minutes!
She’s just SO SMART!!! She was housebroken in like 10 minutes. I swear that she understands every word we say because if I even say the word “bath” she goes under the bed and the phrase “get the kitty” never fails to throw her into a tizzy. She has a whole bunch of different toys and she knows what every single one of them is called. I'd like to relay a recent "conversation" with Casey so you see what I mean. I said "Go get your Squid girl" (one of her favorite toys) She runs around looking for her Squid but she can't find it so I say "Casey, it's under the bed" and so she dives under the bed and comes back happily with her Squid. See what I mean? She totally understands the English language and she tries to talk all the time and although it currently usually sounds something like Rurururu-ROW-ROW or nynynynow so I think that eventually I can teach her to talk, and from there it shouldn't be a stretch to teach her to sing and rap.
Her real name is Casey but my Pet name for her is Fluppy. So since she’s like the smartest dog in the world (did I mention she's really smart?) So once I teach her to rap and sing I've put together a rap song for her to learn and the plan is to make a music video and make a gazillion bucks. Just the novelty alone would be a draw don’t you think? After-all, I have never yet seen a rap video star that is a canine. And she doesn;t even need make-up, cuz she always has her eye-liner and beauty marks on, and get this, she didn't have to have them tatooed on! She was BORN with them. See?
I know, some of you are probably thinking I’m nuts, and that if I want to expend energy on a music video that I should do it with my own original music but American Idol and other such shows have me convinced that I'm just too old. After-all, they do have an age limit so that must mean that people just don't want to see 50 year old singers. Fluppy on the other hand is four years old. I think it’s best to start a music career very young these days what with competition being the way it is.
So have you ever heard of Fergie of the Black-Eyed Peas? I have taken her big hit Fergalicious and re-written for my Fluppy to perform in her debut music video. If you’re not familiar with the original you might want to check that out. Where Will I Am, who is the Black guy member of the Black-Eyed Peas that's in the Video, I will have my cat Spot take that part, so just picture that. You can see the original lyrics at this web page Lyrics
and here’s a link to the Fergalicious Video video
So imagine the Fergalicious beat and sound and you can get a pretty good idea of what the Flupalicious video will be like. As far as the popping out of the cake part goes, my idea is to have Fluppy’s head pop up out of the top of the cake and then she eats a bunch of it and then barfs. The cool thing is, she won't even have to practice that as long as it's real cake!
Lyrics to Flupalicious
[Spot]
Listen up ya'll, Cuz this is it
The treat that seein is de-li-cious
[Fluppy]
Flupalicious definition make my ma go loco
They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo
You could see you, you can't squeeze me
I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Boys just come and go like seasons
[Hook]
Flupalicious (Flupalicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
I has been Fixed-u-ous
I slurp kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts my mom on WOOF, WOOF
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
[Chorus]
So delicious (Say Woof, Woof)
So delicious (I put them all on Arf, Arf)
So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)
Flupalicious (hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out)
[Verse 2]
Flupalicious def-, Flupalicious def-, Flupalicious def- [def fading echo]
Flupalicious definition make them all go crazy
They always claim they know me
Comin' to me call me Casey (Hey Casey)
I'm the F to the L, U P P Y
And can't no other puppy put it down like me
[Hook]
I'm Flupalicious (so delicious)
But I’m not vicious
I be up in the yard m just working on my fitness
Mom’s my witness (oooh wee)
I put yo' all on WOOF WOOF
And you all be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
[Chorus]
So delicious (Say Woof, Woof)
So delicious (I put them all on Arf, Arf)
So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)
Flupalicious (hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out)
[Vamp]
Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
I'll be tasty, tasty, I’m just Kissy Casey
It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy
[Spot]
T to the A to the S T E Y dog you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y dog you tasty
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it Fluppy
[Fluppy]
All the time I turn around always brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my
(uuhh)
I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin to round up drama little mama I don't wanna take your man
And I know I'm comin off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
Cuz' they say she
[Hook]
Delicious (So delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
I has been Fixed-u-ous
I slurp kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on WOOF, WOOF
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)
Four, tres, two, uno
My body stay vicious
I be up in the yardjust working on my fitness
He's my witness (oooh wee)
I put yo' boy on WOOF, WOOF
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
[Chorus]
So delicious (arf, arf, arf, arf)
So delicious (arf, arf, arf, arf)
So delicious (arf, arf, arf, arf)
I'm Flupalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It's so delicious (arf, arf, arf, arf)
So delicious (arf, arf, arf, arf)
So delicious (arf, arf, arf, arf)
I'm Flupalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (arf, arf, arf, arf)
[Spot]
T to the A to the S T E Y dog you tasty, T to the A, to the S T E Y dog you tasty
T to the A to the S T E Y dog you tasty, T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
T to the A to the S T E Y dog you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y dog you tasty
T to the A to the S T E Y dog you tasty, T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....
(In the Music video we’ll then have Spot run by at the end and then WHOOSH There goes Fluppy out of the Screen after Spot!)
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